i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
"Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living."
— (via hefuckin)
(Source: rustedbones, via m-cmlxxv)
Rihanna becoming a bad bitch wasn’t even a gradual shift
she just woke up one morning and was like nah fuck this and chopped off her hair and started singing about ridin dick
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"I hate people generally, but I like people individually."
— introverts (via janesblueheaven)
*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait
tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck
(Source: vexingholmes, via justme-andmymagikarp)
when you masturbate twice on the same day
When you finger yourself while masturbating
when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs