Ramblings of a teenage fool.

May 20

“What the really great artists do is they’re entirely themselves. They’re entirely themselves, they’ve got their own vision, they have their own way of fracturing reality, and if it’s authentic and true, you will feel it in your nerve endings.” — David Foster Wallace (via paradoxicalsentiments)

(via quote-book)

pleatedjeans:

via

earth-song:

a truth about me…

(via earthandanimals)

thequeerwholived:

if not their dog then their child

(Source: amphigoryglory)

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard

(Source: louistomlinslon, via justme-andmymagikarp)

the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet

(via justme-andmymagikarp)

Why can’t people just let others do what the fuck they want with their body? If they want a tattoo you have no say, if they want a piercing, you have no say, if they want to lose or gain weight you have no say, if they want to dye their fucking skin lime green, you have no say. So sit down and shut up.

(Source: earthandanimals, via earthandanimals)

thequeerwholived:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

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May 19

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thedukeoflions:

where’s my fucking risotto

(via thequeerwholived)

(Source: caitie-lu, via fucking-radic4l)

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“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation” — Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

(via fucking-radic4l)