(Source: spiderpigx, via devinbellend)
do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you
Boys are either cute dumb puppies or douchey annoying seagulls there is no in-between
pffffffffffffffffffffffffft as if
'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line
Creepy boys’ anthem
(Source: frankensteinfanclub, via justme-andmymagikarp)
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS
max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional
(Source: megazord, via m-cmlxxv)