this is the cutest and i will never get over it no matter how many times i see it
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I HATE HORMONES
really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter
For everybody on this website
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
heavencan this be my room
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this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.
what happens if someone falls in
then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
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No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
why he lick me
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
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