if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
(Source: trashboat, via m-cmlxxv)
I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.
THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.
My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house
oh my god
Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together. — (via c0ntemplations)
what would blended cucumber taste like
isn’t that an actor
on the xkit audio downloader extension pops up this window for copyright violations
and it’s a different one every time
i love the xkit guy
send this to your crush with no context
(Source: themadthadder, via devinbellend)